Here's an Ivy League student's message to Hurricane Sandy: "We don't believe you, you need more people."
Alison Bologna was reporting live from the Fox Point Hurricane Barrier in Providence when she interviewed a Brown University student by the name of "Daniel." Apparently, Daniel doesn't believe that the storm actually happened, despite the overwhelming amount of evidence. According to Daniel, the government wants us to believe that it was real, just like the government was us to believe that classes for his reputable university will be cancelled.
Maybe Daniel desperately wants us to believe in his sense of humor. We don't.
[via Turn to 10]