Times are about to much harder to a man in Bursa, Turkey, who's been accused by his in-laws of raping a duck. The man's father-in-law said he found the duck in bed with "feathers and blood," and now the bird has been placed in the care of a veterinarian because it can't walk. The accused dismissed the allegations, calling them "slander."
Hold your "fuck a duck" jokes, folks—this is terrible across the board. Worse, it will make gatherings for this family quite awkward.
[via The Huffington Post]