First appearance: Showcase #66 (1967)

Every comic featuring B’wana Beast is cause for nausea. This lifetime D-lister has the ability to take two animals and “fuse” them together into one hideous beast that he can control. So, for example, if he needs to stop a crime that is off in the distance, he can combine a German Shepherd and a dung beetle so he can fly to the scene and attack the crooks.

That sounds cool, right? Well, not really, because a dung beetle and German Shepherd would look absolutely horrifying when combined together. Before you get angry because you’re a closet B’wana Beast aficionado, just imagine watching an army of hideous animal fusions on screen being controlled by a dude wearing that costume. No thanks.