Remember how when you “die” in Rampage, you shrink into a naked man or woman and go slinking off the screen, covering yourself? Well, here’s why! George, Lizzie, and Ralph (The gorilla, the lizard, and the werewolf, respectively) weren’t always terrible beasts that knocked down buildings. Oh, no, they were once regular human beings who were experimented on by scientists at a facility called Scumlabs (Hey! That’s where we get our blood work done). Once transformed, they became menaces that had to be shot down to be stopped. Captivating! But did that story really need to be told? Well, yeah! Of course it did! Stop asking questions and knock down some buildings! What do you think this is? Shakespeare class?