Being homeless doesn't mean that you're completely down and out. Christopher J. Boyd, a homeless man, has been handing out his resume in downtown L.A., trying to beat homelessness by getting a job. According to his resume, Boyd is a native New Yorker with a wide variety of skills. Being homeless clearly doesn't mean that you have to be sloppy, because Boyd presents himself quite nicely.

As LAist asked, would you hire this man? He says he can "sell water to a whale," so he's clearly a hustler.

[via LAist]