Chad Johnson and Evelyn Lozada
Length Of Marriage: 41 days
Johnson, famously known as Ochocinco, and Lozada were married on July 4, 2012. It was a match made-for-TV; Chad had courted Evelyn while she was on Basketball Wives, and they were to star in a spinoff series, Ev & Ocho, coming to VH-1 September 7. Or... not. On the night of Saturday, August 11, Ev & Ocho got into an argument and he allegedly head-butted her. VH-1 decided they were no longer interested in the series, and Ochocinco lost his job with the Miami Dolphins. Given those two factors, celebrity oddsmakers felt the publicity-driven Lozada (who'd earned a reputation as a brawler on Basketball Wives) would file for divorce, and she did, on Tuesday, August 14.