Yesterday, CEC Entertainment Inc., the company that operates Chuck E. Cheese restaurants across America announced that the old mascot was being replaced. Jaret Reddick, the lead singer of the band Bowling for Soup, will be the voice of the new mascot, who will wear skinny jeans. That's his profile up above.
Please, we're asking that you not do anything drastic. Violence isn't necessary, despite how you normally react to the band Bowling for Soup. If you desperately need catharsis, he's a video of folks fighting inside a Chuck E. Cheese's. Let this be enough inside this dark hour.