Address: 100 Spring Garden St.

Zee Bar's website boasts “unleashed dancing” and “undisturbed chilling” in “a stratosphere of unprecedented luxury.” And Pamela Anderson has “sipped Dom Perignon” there before. Though all of this is enticing, we'll stick to a tip we got from a neighborhood local: “It's right next to Delilah's, the local strip joint. Go there instead, dawg.”