5. It's illegal to purchase or sell sex toys in Alabama.
If you're hoping to take things to a new level with your lady, Alabama is not the place in which to do it. The "Yellowhammer State" is currently the last remaining state to enforce a ban on selling and purchasing sex toys, despite several lawsuits arguing the law's unconstitutionality.
So, if you're looking to go into business selling vibrators (or just get down to business with one), stay the hell out of Alabama.