A 63-year-old woman from South Korea bit into a piece of calamari and the food fought back, flooding her mouth with sperm. The sharp pain alerted her that something was very wrong.

At the hospital, doctors removed squid spermatophores from her tongue, cheek, and gums. Spermatophores are like explosive packages containing cups of sperm. They look like bugs. And, again, they were embedded in her tongue, cheek, and gums.

So, why have there been no reported cases of this in the America? In Asian countries, squid is often served raw and with the internal organs intact. We tend to remove the internal organs, defusing the squid sperm bomb, so to speak.

Sorry you had to wake up to this.

[via Daily Mail]