A Florida hog hunter's girlfriend is in the hospital today after she was accidentally shot by her own boyfriend who, wait for it...mistook her for a hog.
The man, 52-year-old Steven Egan, was hunting in Flagler, Florida, when he heard a noise that he assumed came from a hog. So, he shot at it, since that's definitely the logical thing to do, and ended up hitting his girlfriend, 52-year-old Lisa Simmons, with the bullet. It went through both her legs.
Simmons was immediately airlifted to a hospital, where she is currently recovering from emergency surgery.
But, wait, let's recap.
He thought his girlfriend was a hog, and he shot her.
He thought his girlfriend was a hog.
[via Huffington Post]
