A 19-year-old man in Indianapolis was arrested last week for walking on a city street completely naked - not exactly a good mental image given his mugshot up there, but bear with us. Or, rather, bare with us. Get it? Get it?
Anyway, when police asked the man, Leonard Fodera, just what he thought he was doing, Fodera's answer was simple: He wanted "to be free and do what he wanted"...and also, he thought it was opposite day.
Since this is not a good enough excuse for indecent exposure - or for anything in life, ever - police arrested and charged him.
And for Fodera's information, opposite day was actually on January 25th. Get it together, bro.
[via Huffington Post]