"Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen."
So says Jim Carrey's character Lloyd Christmas in Dumb & Dumber. What follows is a romp through the city of slopes and snow, a haven for connoisseurs of powder, ski wax, attractive and sexually liberated women over the age of 40, and sometimes art/steakhouses.
Lloyd is wrong about Aspen in that he has the facts wrong. He is, after all, a moron. But the emotional truth, the sentiment, is right on. Aspen is a cool place. Here are 10 reasons you should visit.