Indie favorite—and impromptu winner of the award we just made up for the most ridiculous game title ever—AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! (Force = Mass x Acceleration) is now available on iOS. Like, right now. This very second. Go download it.
The bulk of Dejobaan's quirky game consists of jumping off buildings and kissing them on the way down, avoiding obstacles, tagging the walls with graffiti and flipping off/thumbs-upping protesters. According to the app description, it will also teach you about "birdcrime," debristling pigs, and "how to bake cookies from your son's ashes."
We immediately regret typing that last part, but hey, at least we didn't make it up. The game is $2.99. Let us know what you think in the comments or on Twitter.