6. Gray's Papaya Bathroom

Neighborhood: Upper West Side
Address: 2090 Broadway
Website: n/a

"Now, I know that a lot of you guys are into having sex at the Papaya King bathroom on Lex, and the stalls might be the cleanest at the Papaya Dog on 28th Street, but there’s just something about the bathroom at the Broadway Gray's, man. I don't know...it’s hard to explain. Maybe it's something to do with the buns, the water they use to make the buns."

Pro Tip: The Ray’s on 17th and 6th is the best pizza place to bone in, I don’t care what anyone else says…