The hive mind at Bitmob is at it again. If you need any confirmation that your new year's resolutions are actually achievable, you won't need to look any further than the far-fetched goals of these video game characters. We don't want to give too much away, but Otacon discovering girls? Going to the gym more seems easy compared to that.

Check out the rest of the resolutions here, and let us know what your gaming resolutions are in the comments or on Twitter.