Viral Date: April 2006
Somebody at Hasbro decided it was a great idea to make a Super Soaker with phallic pump action that shoots goo, then okayed a commercial in which young boys get blasted with the spunk. You need to pause this one before you even press play.
YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
Notice how when the young boys get sprayed with goo you never see where it's coming from? It could be anything! One dick, two dicks, three dicks-or even an Oozinator!