Vinny Guadagnino from MTV's Jersey Shore stopped by The Wendy Williams Show for a brief (as in under three minute) interview, which forced Wendy Wiilliams to cut right to the x-rated chase with an important question: "How was Snookie in Bed?"

Guadagnino answered her straightforward question with question of his own— "Did you ever have sex with a meatball?"—and goes on to describe his sexual encounter with the pint-sized Snookie (Nicole Polizzi) as "fun" but "a little awkward".

Williams, unsatisfied with the lack of kinky details, needed to know one last thing: "Did she smell like bologna left in the sun?"

Nope. Turns out eau-de-Snookie hits the nostrils with something better: the smell of fresh pickle juice.

Anyone turned on? Anyone, anyone? ...didn't think so.

[via NY Mag]