Today is National Donut Day. No joke. It's a real day of recognition started in 1938 by the Salvation Army to honor women who served fried doughy goodness to soldiers during World War I. On this most important of days, we figured you could use a hilarious donut-related viewing to entertain you while you go 'nuts.
Of course it would have to feature the world's most famous donut-lover, Homer Simpson (fuck off, Garfield). In this gem from The Simpsons' fifth season, the big guy shows what kind of hell he'll endure for his favorite breakfast sweet. Now stuff something cream-filled into your mouth and enjoy!