Like video games? Like movies? Then you'll despise love Ubisoft Motion Pictures, a new Paris studio opened by the French game publisher that will focus on turning Ubi properties into film and TV properties. What that will mean first we have no idea, but Assassin's Creed certainly seems like the kind of game about which a clueless executive would say "hey, you know who's always reminded us of Ezio? Ben Affleck! No, Ashton Kutcher! No, Dax Shepard!" And then they'd make an AC movie starring Dax Shepard and a monkey, and we'd burst into flames. [via Gamepro]