23. Natalya SimonovaGAME: GoldenEye 007 (N64, 1997)
Would you like to know why the simple phrase "Defending Natalya" still sends gamers into post-traumatic stress-induced catatonia? Because it's the worst. Escort. Mission. Ever. Don't believe us? Just watch it. WTF is a "yaw oscillation," anyway?