31. Gex the Gecko

GAME: Gex (3DO/Saturn/PS1, 1994/1996)
Animal mascots with ‘tude came a dime a dozen back in the day…and the majority of them sucked. Case #2980: Gex the Gecko. The platforming itself was fine, but we were forced to quit after 10 minutes of the gecko’s unfunny quips and terrible jokes. Jumping around with Dana Gould's voice—DANA GOULD'S VOICE—in a game where we collected television remotes and bugs? We’ll be jumping off of a cliff now.