Last fall, Dancing with the Stars was one of the most talked about shows on television, thanks to Bristol Palin, Jennifer Grey, and a wealth of controversy. This spring, don't expect a repeat.
The new cast for the hit reality series has been announced by ABC via press release, and it's decidedly boring. Unless it was the cast of Celebrity Rehab, in which case it would be awesome. Here's the line-up: Sugar Ray Leonard, Chelsea Kane (who?), Romeo Miller, Ralph Macchio, Petra Nemcova, Kendra Wilkinson, Hines Ward (what?), Los Angeles DJ “Psycho” Mike Catherwood (why?), Wendy Williams (how?), Chris Jericho, and Kirstie Alley.
As devotees of the '80s, we're obviously pulling for Ralph Macchio (over/under on "sweep the leg!" references is set at 10; bet the over), but it would be nice if Petra Nemcova lasted well into the competition, too. After all, she looks quite, um, talented.

































alvaretta Fortuna March 1st, 2011 at 02:19 PM
My favorite show has gone down hill. Who are these people?
tanya March 1st, 2011 at 02:31 PM
i love hines ward. he is the greatest wide reciever in the history of football. i love him so much that my email addy has his name in it. i cant wait to watch him in all his sexiness bust a move on the dancefloor
Carson March 1st, 2011 at 03:07 PM
Worst cast ever!