New Cast of "Dancing with the Stars" Light on Stars and Hotties

New Cast of "Dancing with the Stars" Light on Stars and Hotties
Last fall, Dancing with the Stars was one of the most talked about shows on television, thanks to Bristol Palin, Jennifer Grey, and a wealth of controversy. This spring, don't expect a repeat.

The new cast for the hit reality series has been announced by ABC via press release, and it's decidedly boring. Unless it was the cast of Celebrity Rehab, in which case it would be awesome. Here's the line-up: Sugar Ray Leonard, Chelsea Kane (who?), Romeo Miller, Ralph Macchio, Petra Nemcova, Kendra Wilkinson, Hines Ward (what?), Los Angeles DJ “Psycho” Mike Catherwood (why?), Wendy Williams (how?), Chris Jericho, and Kirstie Alley.

As devotees of the '80s, we're obviously pulling for Ralph Macchio (over/under on "sweep the leg!" references is set at 10; bet the over), but it would be nice if Petra Nemcova lasted well into the competition, too. After all, she looks quite, um, talented.

Tags: dancing-with-the-stars, petra-nemcova, sugar-ray-leonard, ralph-macchio, petra-nemcova, kendra-wilkinson, hines-ward, wendy-williams
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