By Combat Jack
Ever since I watched George A. Romero's Night of the Living Dead when I was four years old, frozen in terror as I viewed the black-and-white death tale unfolding on that Zenith screen, I've loved zombies (and been effed up in the head). I picked up the first black-and-white issue of The Walking Dead back in 2003, and it was nothing less than banana bread and horse meats, meaning very dope. I've been bigging it up since way before it became AMC's hottest show ever, and when the Complex boys—for whom I spilled true stories about classic rap songs—peeped my zombie swag on Twitter, they invited me to do a weekly review of the show. So here I am, getting all up in your brains. If you're not watching the series, go kill yourself, come back to life, then kill yourself again. Or just catch up and walk with me as I walk with The Walking Dead...
PLOT: The season's finale kicks off with a dope-ass flashback of Shane in the hospital trying to rescue a very unconscious Rick in the midst of a military vs. zombie free-for-all on what appears to be the first day zombies went buckwild. Fast forward to the present, we find our merry band of survivors at the gates of the Center for Disease Control. The group meets Dr. Edmund Jenner (Noah Emmerich) who welcomes Rick and gang in, feeds them, and cracks open mad wine bottles. Afterwards, Jenner explains that the other members of the CDC all either left or killed themselves because they were too bitch-assed to face reality. (Rule #1 to self: There is no bitchassedness in the wake of a zombie apocalypse). The group gets treated to hot showers (nothing sexual), drunk Rick builds with Dr. Jenner, and drunk Shane explains why he thought Rick was dead and tries to tap butterface Lori's ass. This time around, Lori's no longer game for side meat and scratches the shit out of Shane's neck.
The next day, Doc Jenner explains the virus that causes the dead to walk and shows everyone a digital playback of TS-19 (test subject #19) going through the stages of infection, but even though we learn how the virus attacks, everyone is still clueless as to why the dead won't stay the fuck dead. Jenner then goes all mad scientist and reveals that the CDC is running out of fuel and how he's put into motion a self-destruct device that will destroy the premises and everyone up in the piece. Some drama ensues, Andrea and Jacqui decide they've had enough and wish to die alongside Jenner, the rest desperately trying to find a way out. After conceding their escape, Jenner whispers some shit into Officer Ricky's ear before he and gang leave. The season's finale ends with Rick and crew (Dale talks Andrea into manning up and leaving) evacuating the building and going toe to toe with some tailgating walkers, Jaqui and Jenner inside holding hands all emo-like right before the CDC building goes BOOM!
ACTION: A nice big scene of the CDC going BOOM! A tense moment of Shane going at Lori in what looks like it will end up as a rape scene. Daryl, Shane, Rick, and T-Dog get involved in a quasi chest bumping brawl as Darryl and Shane bully Jenner into letting the group of survivors go. Shane, by the way, is really starting to lose his marbles. Once outside, we get some good old fashioned human vs. zombie action.
EFFECTS: The voice activated technology inside the CDC was top notch, almost as if the crew were aboard a spaceship. The CDC's explosion looked a little too CGI for my liking, but it is was effective in demonstrating how destructive the explosive blast was. And, as always, we get some great zombie mauling, especially a zombie beheading.
GORE: A quick zombie decapitation is the most we're treated to in this season's finale.
COMICS VS. SHOW: The whole CDC story plot is a complete deviation from the book. Shane starting to lose his marbles is consistent. At the end of the episode and season, our group of survivors are back on the road, left to fending for themselves, which brings us back to the earlier issues of The Walking Dead comic book series.
COMBAT JACK'S FINAL ANALYSIS: "TS-19" was a great way to end the first season. As the CDC subplot was a complete deviation, it was cool that I didn't know how the episode was going to end. Although the source material has more than enough material for the show to have to add new story lines, season one felt like a mini-intro to what looks like the beginning of a very cool ride down The Walking Dead highway.
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BONUS GIVEAWAY: You already know I'm a big fan of comic books. When in Brooklyn, I buy my books from the best shop in BK, Bergen Street Comics (@BergenStComics). Proving just how cool they are, the good folks at BSC blessed me and Complex with the entire 13-volume set of Image Comics' The Walking Dead for a giveaway that's worth over $150. No shit, B. The monthly black-and-white comic book written by Robert Kirkman and illustrated by Tony Moore and Charlie Adlard debuted on comic book stands in 2003 and illustrates how screwed up humans are and the foul things we'll do for self-preservation for just schitz and giggles. The series won the 2010 Eisner Award for Best Continuing Series and remains one of the most popular comic book titles out. The set will make a great holiday gift for you or the luckiest of your zombie-loving loved ones. The rules to this contest are simple:
1. Make sure you are following me, Complex Magazine, and Bergen Street Comics on Twitter. (If you're already following us, you're good like Hollywood.)
2. Leave a comment on this post answering this question: If you woke up in the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse, wtf would you do to ensure your survival? Make sure you let me know what your Twitter name is when you leave your comment.
3. Retweet this: I entered the @Combat_Jack x @ComplexMag x @BergenStComics #TheWalkingDead Twitter contest. You can also enter here: http://bit.ly/h2A1sK
The contest will end Friday, December 10th, 2010 and will be announced on Complex, Bergen Street Comics, and my twitter page. The best comment wins! Thanks for participating, and good Luck!
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Qadree M.Tillery December 6th, 2010 at 01:48 PM
To insure my survival I would make sure i had army guns!!! I would also need my wife and son to survive because they are my reason for living now, let alone after a zombie apocalypse.
hypoh December 6th, 2010 at 02:54 PM
I would go Rambo on all the zombies. No use in hiding when you'll die eventually. Might as well go out with a bang and take out as many zombies as possible. Twitter @hypoh
Ray Lee December 6th, 2010 at 02:55 PM
In order to survive, I would follow Zombieland rules: 1) Cardio 2) The Double Tap 3) Beware of Bathrooms 4) Wear Seat Belts 5) No Attachments 6) The “Skillet” 7) Travel Light 8) Get a Kick Ass Partner 9) Don’t Swing Low 10) Limber up 11) Don't be a Hero 12) Shoot First 13) Enjoy the Little Things Oh, and I would shoot my partner in the knees if we ever get surrounded by zombies in order to give me time to escape.
Ray Lee December 6th, 2010 at 02:56 PM
Twitter: @rayrayuva
Groovington Thibadeaux Grizwald December 6th, 2010 at 02:59 PM
Steal a armored car. Grab the following: Plenty of non-perishable food, Gas-powered generator, Guns, Ammo, Silencers, Machete, Welders mask, Shotgun, Axe (for zombie killing, and to destroy stairs after reaching 2nd floor.) @Groovy_Griswald
Steve December 6th, 2010 at 03:04 PM
I'd get straight to my house for my kit. If I couldn't get there, I'd do everything I could to get what I needed as quick as I could, and head for the hills. By kit, I mean my "last resort / everything's gone to hell pack", and the rest of my gear. What's that all about, you ask? Why sure... I can answer that. 1: Food (3 days worth) - MRE's and high protein energy bars. 2: Hydration system (integrated into the pack) and water filter (one that kills bacteria and viruses). 3: Bivy sack and lightweight synthetic sleeping bag. 4: Sturdy boots. Not too heavy, not too light. 5: Assorted small survival items (lighter, multitool, small first aid kit, zip ties). 6: Guns and Vest - either my modified 870 pump, or a ZER0 carbine. I'd also have my trusty Glock. Vest? Yeah, I know... but I'm way more scared of the uninfected people than the zombies (as you may have guessed from the Walking Dead, it's not really about the z's, it's about what real people do when everything's taken away from them. All bets are off. FYI... if you live in the city, you may as well bend over and kiss your sweet ass goodbye. Seriously.
Lynn December 6th, 2010 at 03:06 PM
If you woke up in the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse, wtf would you do to ensure your survival? It all depended on where I was at the time. The most crucial basics are a pair of running shoes, light clothing, a jacket, and a hat, a lighter, a bottle of water, A salt packet, and a crowbar. At the very minimum - the crowbar. Next goal, stay out of the city, away from hospitals - anywhere were lots of people will converge. Look for shelter. Hole up and stay safe, get some sleep, rest up, then look for people that are willing to come together. It isn't safe to be alone. Once people are gathered, work on finding a spot to camp out and then go for provisions and form scouting parties.
Bob in San Diego December 6th, 2010 at 03:31 PM
Personally I would grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold? But seriously - I'd find a nice fishing boat, so hunting equipment and go visit some of the fine lakes in Pacific Northwest or Canada. If the book 'World War Z' taught me anything, its that a frozn Zombie can be killed a lot easier than moving one. @kman007
bill norris December 6th, 2010 at 04:10 PM
Find the baddest group of people i could and try to join the group. then use my skills of finding whatever whenever to win my acceptance to the group. you never know when youll run outta the essentials, gas and tp.
escuela247 December 6th, 2010 at 05:08 PM
What does Dr.Jenner say to Rick?
Melanie December 6th, 2010 at 05:13 PM
I would hopefully be waking up at home because I have a nice arsenal of guns and a couple hundred pounds of ammo. I have taken a survival course many years ago so I feel confident that I would be well prepared for just about anything. I can hunt and fish so food wouldn't be a big problem. I have a nice stockpile of canned goods and water at home so if I wasn't there, I would definitely be trying to get back there. I think the will to live would drive me to do whatever I had to do to survive. I would head for the least populated areas if home wasn't an option. Since I have seen the whole series of Walking Dead and every zombie movie ever made, I feel that I would be well prepared for this situation.
Melanie December 6th, 2010 at 05:14 PM
I tweeted http://twitter.com/katmagick/status/11906087137583104 @katmagick I follow everyone aboves well.