CRYSIS 2
When: March 22
Complex Says: God help us if the “Will it run Crysis LOL” meme gets revitalized after this comes out. Crysis 2 is set in New York, which has been overrun by aliens. Of course we know this isn’t really possible—you’ve seen how New Yorkers react when someone fucks up their morning commute on the subway. E.T. would get his ass beat and left in the corner with a falafel shoved up his ass/nose/gills before he even had a chance to pull out his pissy little death ray.