TOYPEDO

Company: SwimWays
Complex says: As you can see, the Toypedo is a hand-launched projectile meant to be inserted into young boys' mouths that can travel up to 40 feet underwater, just like a "nuclear submarine." Cool, so we seem to be simultaneously encouraging fellatio (not that there's anything wrong with that between consenting adults) and a casual acceptance of nuclear war ("Johnny, go play with Red October."). Alllrighty!