Company: SwimWays
Complex says: As you can see, the Toypedo is a hand-launched projectile meant to be inserted into young boys' mouths that can travel up to 40 feet underwater, just like a "nuclear submarine." Cool, so we seem to be simultaneously encouraging fellatio (not that there's anything wrong with that between consenting adults) and a casual acceptance of nuclear war ("Johnny, go play with Red October."). Alllrighty!





106th June 18th, 2010 at 03:25 PM
LMAO at this entire list... hahahaha DAMN, that Oozinator ad is uncomfortable to watch - and I'm gay - but kids?!?! OH HELL NO! LOL The Batman water pistol had me rolling mostly bc of the butt plug where you fill the water - as he's bending over? LMAO WHO THOUGHT OF THESE THINGS?!
Tiiz June 18th, 2010 at 03:32 PM
That Mr. Bucket theme song is tooooo much! lmao!