The Complex 40: Tough-Guy Raps, Sunday Strippers, Tramp Stamps, And More

The Complex 40: Tough-Guy Raps, Sunday Strippers, Tramp Stamps, And More


Every issue, we give you The Complex 40, an inventory of our staff's likes and dislikes (not that staff—it's pretty consistent in what it digs, ya dig?). Instead of making you wait every other month to see what's in our "Props Over Here" and "F**k Outta Here" categories, we're now bringing it to you every freaky Friday. We know you have things on your mind just like we do, so feel free to comment here and submit to us on Twitter (@ComplexMag has trending topics #propsoverhere and #fuckouttahere just waiting for you) and your gem may make the list next week. Keep reading to check out The Complex 40 from the April/May 2010 issue...

PROPS OVER HERE
1. JERSEY SHORE CRAZINESS POST-JERSEY SHORE
2. TRUE 4G WIRELESS
3. JACKIE EARLE HALEY AS FREDDY KRUEGER
4. MAIL-ORDER BARBEQUE
5. MAKING FUN OF 11-YEAR-OLDS ON XBL
6. STRIP CLUBS ON SUNDAY AFTERNOONS
7. SKETCHY RUSSIANS
8. FINDING OUT THE GIRL YOU'RE DATING HAS ANCHOR PIERCINGS
9. MILKING SOMEONE'S PREMIUM RAPIDSHARE ACCOUNT
10. NEVER HAVING TO DRESS UP FOR WORK
11. GETTING SOMEBODY ELSE TO DO IT
12. NOT ACTING CORPORATE IN CORPORATE SUITES
13. THE "BRO" COMEBACK
14. RAP SONGS ABOUT BEING TOUGH
15. LATE-SEASON POWDER DUMPS AT SKI RESORTS
16. MAKING FALSE PROMISES TO HOT INTERNS AT OTHER COMPANIES
17. J. CREW VINTAGE WASH SHIRTS
18. UNKNOWN KOREAN TV MAKERS THAT WILL SPONSOR THE NBA IN THREE YEARS
19. YOUR BOSS LETTING YOU TAKE SHOTS AT PEOPLE
20. PORN STARS POSING AS MODELS

F**K OUTTA HERE
1. GUCCI MIXTAPES. ENOUGH ALREADY
2. EVERYTHING ABOUT JAY LENO'S EXISTENCE
3. DANCING 'ROUND THE EFFIN' MAYPOLE
4. INSPIRATIONAL TWEETS
5. HEARING PEOPLE TALK ABOUT MARIJUANA DISPENSARIES—WE GET IT, WE GET IT
6. GETTING EAU DE STRIPPER OUT OF CASHMERE
7. WHOLE FOODS COUPLES
8. FINDING OUT THE GIRL YOU'RE DATING HAS A TRAMP STAMP
9. HATING ANONYMOUSLY
10. HARD BOTTOMS
11. GIRLS IN LEGGINGS WHO TIE SWEATERS AROUND THEIR WAISTS
12. MAGAZINES WITH SHITTY WEBSITES
13. CORPORATE COLLABOS
14. ROCK SONGS ABOUT LOVE
15. JENNIFER LOPEZ
16. OD'ING ON 3-D
17. GETTING FIRED FROM A JOB THAT YOU WERE DOING FOR FREE
18. THE HAMPTONS
19. OLED TVS STILL NOT WORTH THE PRICE
20. AIRPORT BODY SCANNERS

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