For us, 11:30 p.m. is when our iPhone alarm indicates that it's time to start the party. For others, it's time to settle their old asses into the crater in the couch and watch people make jokes on the moving picture machine. Whichever you are, you'll love our Late Night Awards recapping the best of the bits. This week, Jon Stewart touches up pedophile priests oh so appropriately, Jimmy Kimmel puts something dirty in people's mouths, and Stephen Colbert makes us re-think our thing for leggy blondes...

BEST INTERN SUBJUGATION: THE COLBERT REPORT
• Oddly enough, we pay interns in jokes at their expense too.

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BEST CENSORSHIP: JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE
• We really enjoy it when Kimmel puts something dirty in people's mouths. As long as it's not ours.

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WORST JAY LENO MONOLOGUE: THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO
• We didn't think taxes, Indian tech support, and diarrhea could be less funny until we forced ourselves to watch this fuck-tard.

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BEST COMEDIC MOLESTATION OF PEDOPHILES: THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWART
• Replacing altar boys with chimps? That's an evolution joke too! Suck on that, Creationists!

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SEXIEST LEGLESS GUEST: THE COLBERT REPORT
• Beautiful athlete, actress, and model Aimee Mullins had her legs amputated when she was one year old. It would probably be really wrong to follow that by saying we've got a leg we'd like to give her, so we won't.

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