droplet
Look, it's raining. It's raining, and it's gray, and it's doing that horrible fucking low air pressure thing that makes your bones ache almost as much as your soul. Which is why you need to take control of a "droplet" that looks a bit like Cartman wearing a Hershey Kiss helmet, and then rely on three buttons (left, right, up/jump) to...fall. That's it. All you gotta do is fall, and collect hearts, and don't land on spikes or in water. And don't rest on any surfaces for too long, or else you'll die. God of War 3 it ain't, but that's not the point, is it? Mute the game, turn on some decent music, and get thee to the weekend with our droplety blessing.

[HEAD OVER TO KONGREGATE TO PLAY DROPLET!]

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