In Complex's new Celeb Girl Power Rankings, we scour the news blogs to give you the good, the bad, the really bad, and the really hot in the world of famous women: Who's got a sex tape, who's picked up a felony DUI, who's dating a drugged-out rock star, and who's the got the hottest candid photos for the week that was. This week we've got a fashion line debut fail, a demure Mad Men actress showing off her frisky side, and the hottest WAG in Super Bowl history. Check back every Thursday for a new rundown, and of course, don't hesitate to let us know what you think.
#10. LIL' KIM
• Lil' Kim went all Sammy Sosa light-skinded on us and stepped out of the Miami Airport in time for the Super Bowl as the wannabe-reincarnation of Michael Jackson. When Biggie talked about moving that white, we're pretty sure he wasn't trying to refer to his Junior Mafia homie.
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#9 AMY WINEHOUSE
• Amy Winehouse, seen here looking as cracked as ever leaving her goddaughter's birthday bash, decided that she was bi-sexual yesterday. Our girl-on-girl fantasies just took a big hit (but we're sure they'll recover).
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#8. PAMELA ANDERSON
• Only 20 people showed up to Pam and co-designer Richie Rich's debut fashion show in Miami, signifying the lack of relevancy the busty BayWatch alum has. Reportedly, of those 20 who paid the $25 to watch the train-wreck, none wanted to pay the extra 20k to 50k to kick it with her after. With 50k, we'd just hook up the flux capacitor, go back in time 15 years and hang with that Pam Anderson.
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#7. LAUREN CONRAD
• Yesterday, The Hills' pioneer signed copies of her new book Sweet Little Lies, the follow up to her debut novel L.A. Candy, at the Borders bookstore in Tribeca. The L.A. Candy series, loosely based on her reality TV life, is now in talks of becoming a feature film. We're not sure which we're more intrigued by, the aforementioned flux capacitor, or the technology that enables the functionally illiterate to write books. Meanwhile, Heidi stays losing.
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#6. MIRANDA KERR
• Earlier this week, Australian banker David Kiely was caught perving on Miranda Kerr's GQ photos on his computer during a televised interview with a fellow analyst. In his defense, Kiely claims that he just happened to open an e-mail containing the photos and that it had been a set-up, citing the message, "turn around now," at the end. Of course, the video is blasting on YouTube and the shamed bank is currently debating the future of their employee.
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#5. OLIVIA MUNN
• Olivia Munn's outtakes from her recent Miko Lim photo shoot have been released on her website. We had her first, but we're willing to share.
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#4. SNOOKIE
• Jersey Shore's Snookie denied having a sex tape, and says there won't be one because, "I don't want people to watch me doing that." Aw, Snooks, after hearing all your dirty talk, we were really curious to see gremlin porn.
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#3 ALISON BRIE
• Mad Men's and Community's "quiet girl" clearly busted of her shell in the February/March issue of Complex. That's right, we got love for the good girls, too.
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#2. KIM KARDASHIAN
• Not only did Kim get a restraining order on Wednesday against her crazed stalker-fan Dennis Shawn Bowman, she's also the hottest Super Bowl WAG and truthfully maybe the hottest chick altogether in Miami right now. We're so glad we'll never have to stay 500 yards away from her.
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#1. BEYONCE
• Ms. Knowles has topped our lists before, and after a record-setting Grammy night, she's once again in the no. 1 spot. Perfect is as perfect does...
Next week: Can Bey score a repeat? Anything's possible, unless that Snooki tape comes out...
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