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Romeo Must Die

Romeo Must Die

Year: 2000
Click Here to Buy: http://www.amazon.com/Romeo-Must-Die-Jet-Li/dp/B00003CXGG/
Ah, Shakespere's timeless love story Romeo and Juliet, updated for the hip-hop generation. With their two families feuding, a black girl (Aaliyah) and a Chinese man (Jet Li) find an unexpected bond—except for the fact that the couple didn't even share a kiss on screen, making the "love story" a bit of an anti-climactic joke. In fact, the movie originally ended with a kiss, but producers supposedly cut the scene at the last minute because it didn't "test well" with audiences. Damn. Can't the yellow man get some?

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    LeXKalibur January 26th, 2010 at 08:26 AM

    i guess you guys aint watch the part where he fucks p the bald headed white neo-nazi in the military supply store

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    homme noir January 26th, 2010 at 08:36 AM

    damn, my fave movie is kind-of racist. talking about dead niggers and shit!

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    Fred Jones January 26th, 2010 at 08:53 AM

    Some of these make sense, but others are grasping at straws at best. For the record, just because you saw the trailer doesn't qualify you to talk about a movie as if you've seen it.

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    Boom! January 26th, 2010 at 10:22 AM

    (smh)...yo i cant believe you forgot about Watermelon Man!!!

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    t ussery January 26th, 2010 at 12:00 PM

    this is real I see things different as I read more of this I am putting this on my blog tau6.wordpress.com

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    chewblaca[||] January 26th, 2010 at 02:37 PM

    AWWW queue the cannonball adderly. smdh.

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    copperkid January 26th, 2010 at 02:45 PM

    wackass movie

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    chewblaca[||] January 26th, 2010 at 02:49 PM

    whoever wrote the jamrock line is genius CLASSIC.

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    zhang January 27th, 2010 at 07:26 AM

    White America will never know how much this movie hurt Asian men. Even my white girlfriend is offended.

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    lui January 27th, 2010 at 07:32 AM

    A asian man kissing a woman didn't test well.. Must be because we have a small penius. Insert sarcasm...

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      jj14 February 18th, 2011 at 02:46 AM

      Boom!and homme noir are racist fas!

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