It's April 20, and you know what that means: the 352nd anniversary of Jews being granted freedom of religion in New Amsterdam! Wait, no, that's not the only thing. We know there's something else we're supposed to be remembering. Damn it, we could concentrate if those cookies didn't smell so freaking delicious. Yooooo, why isn't there a chocolate-chip cookie with Doritos baked right into them? Heh. "Baked." Man, you know what we could really go for? Some Robot Chicken. That show is straight piff. Wait...that's it! Chicken! No, wait, that's not it either. Hold on, we gotta check the calendar again. Calendar. Calendar. What kind of word is that, anyway?
THAT'S IT! It's 4/20, son! But instead of getting pleasantly lifted, take a few moments to think about the choice you're making. There have been plenty of anti-marijuana public service announcements over the years, all of which are aimed at ILLUMINATING YOUNGSTERS AS TO THE DANGERS OF THE EVIL HERB. Do they succeed? It's hard to tell—but that's mostly because we are blazed right now. So do the math yourself and check the cavalcade of weed-hating PSAs we rolled up for you...
"GATEWAY DRUG"
What It's Supposed To Say: Smoking weed is a fast track to meth-head status.
What It Actually Says: Yeah, weed. That's the problem. Living in a van on the beach has nothing to do with it.
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