When was the last time you were truly and unabashedly stoked? Not just a little bit stoked, but so stoked, my dudes? Don't sweat it if your answer is "Never." There's help. Let this skate-loving Canadian teen guide you towards the path to effervescent stokedness, a state of mind and body most reliably achieved by appearing on a local news report adorned with your finest stoked gear:
"I'm so stoked, my dudes," the unnamed skateboarder told CTV reporter Jamie Mauracher, as spotted by Gawker. "Skrrrt." Instead of the usual tradition of follow-up questions, the teen then hit viewers with a message of empowerment:
But why so stoked, my dudes? The Calgary City Council recently voted in favor of getting rid of a silly ban on backyard skateboard ramps, opening the door toward so stokedness, my dudes for all. "It feels really good," Zev Klymochko, a spokesperson for the Calgary Association of Skateboarding Enthusiasts, toldCTV last month. "This is a law we always thought was one of those crazy laws that's been on the books a long time."
To recap, here's how one achieves the so stoked, my dudes co-sign of stokedness:
- Receive good news, thus initiating your stoked levels.
- Prepare to celebrate this news by preparing your finest garments for a televised declaration of your stokedness.
- Stumble your way into a local news report, but insist on skating into the shot. It's only fair.
- Reveal to the reporter and the world that you are, in fact, "so stoked, my dudes."
- Repeat as often as desired.
At the time of publication, the unidentified Canadian teen was reportedly still so stoked, my dudes.
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