25 of the Worst Honda Civic Customs Ever

This is just unacceptable. If we were looking for a ride with gigantic fangs, we'd obviously be going for a shark car. Duh.

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This thing won us over with the little flag. The little flag is key.

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On occasion, color schemes can ruin an entire car. This is one of those times. It looks like a 10-year-old got a hold of one of those wheel rendering games online.

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This is the Our Lady of Perpetual Downforce Honda Civic. It has part of a wing from a Cessna 172 attached to it. An adjustable flap goes up when the car brakes. It was used in the 24 hours of LeMons race and finished 74th out of 94.

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This is what the Lady of Perpetual Downforce looked like before it was the Lady of Perpetual Downforce. It had spinners, it was purple, and it had hood scoops.

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What better to complete the package than part of a pallet to use as the spoiler?

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Oh, for Christ's sake, a hood spoiler? Really? Where are the rim and sideview mirror spoiler?

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This is real. Seriously, this isn't one of those stupid Internet Photoshop pieces of garbage, somebody legitimately did this to a Civic. We'd love to see a video of it crushing 20 other Civics.

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Never mind the obnoxious paint job this thing's got. Why, in the name of VTEC engines, would anybody restrict the rear window like that?

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Something tells us this was probably found somewhere in Jersey.

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Oooh, the dragon, fire, and scraped metal look. Classic douche ricer right here.

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We've already expressed how we feel about double spoilers. And unlike the WRX STi, this guy can't claim purpose. He's got a ton of weight in the boot from that custom audio set up.

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The way the trunk opens is pretty unique, but that spoiler reminds me way too much of the knock-off Hot Wheels toys that used to come in the McDonald's happy meals.

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In what world is it a good idea to put brake lights into your bumper? You do realize what the purpose of a bumper is, don't you?

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Businessman's luxury ride in the front, college kid's compact sedan in the back.

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No words could describe how this car makes us feel. There's not even an acronym or emoji. Are those nostrils in the front? Where are the headlights? Door handles?

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Civic Owner: "Man, it's so nice out, I wish we had a convertible or a dune buggy or something." Friend: "Yeah, man, we talk about this every summer. You should buy a buggy or a Jeep or something." Owner: "Nah, I'm just going to chop my Civic in half and put a custom-built roll-cage on it." Friend: "Oh, yeah, that makes way more sense, man. Good thinking."

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If we're taking our car to shows, we'd prefer to have a ride that's not going to make children piss their pants running back to their parents in fear.

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This guy should put all his money on whether or not he's going to get more "you dumbass" looks than "that car is awesome" looks.

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We're just really confused as to why somebody would want to tune one of these awkward-looking wagons.

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YOU'RE NOT A BUGATTI, STOP BEING DUMB.

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If we're driving this, we're keeping the top up, tinted windows up, and shades on. There's a reason that Civics were never built as convertibles.

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Disclaimer: There's nothing wrong with this car. It's actually pretty attractive, and it's a unique project that somebody put a TON of time and money into. But, like a lot of other import customs we see, we have to ask: Why did you start out with a Civic base? Why not just build the entire thing from the ground up?

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This is really the only part of the car we need to show you to self-explain why this car is stupid, but we'll just let you know that it also has Transformer and Batman badges on it as well. So, basically, the ultimate douche drives this thing.

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This is supposed to be camo? It looks more like a gigantic eagle took strategically placed poops on the hood.

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