Haha, we get it. What a hilarious joke! Life advice from Honey Boo Boo, a hoobab if you've ever seen one?! No, shut up. This young woman is wise beyond her years, plus she makes a lot more money than you so she's obviously doing something right.
We suspect that a tiny Zen Buddhist monk was reincarnated into this fiery 8-year-old. She speaks with a confidence some can only muster in their daydreams, she carries herself with dignity and grace despite just rolling around in a mud pit, and her family is actually amazing. Seriously, judge all you want, but Mama June refuses to spend the money the family earns from the show and instead puts it away for Honey Boo Boo and her sisters' college funds. Not to mention, they're crazy charitable. The family supports the LGBT community and Honey Boo Boo herself, Alana, spends her Christmases donating toys to kids who aren't as lucky as her.
So, learn some lessons about self-acceptance, happiness, and chasing your dreams with the ever adorable proud redneck.