Dwight Howard is clearly a tease. The man loves his will-he-or-won't-he guessing games. At some point, whether he would or wouldn't stay with Orlando didn't interest us anymore. But the headlines continued and we had to keep reading. Like the date who smiles one second, then unceremoniously hails a cab the next, Dwight Howard toyed with us and his team until his coach and GM were both fired. And now he won't commit to the Lakersthe 17 championship-having Lakers! We hate getting played.