O, Philadelphia! You city of brotherly love! You have not had an easy time of it, have you? You, a city where the old stadium had its own prison. A city where one word is used as every part of speech; all the school children recite: "The quick jawn fox jawned jawnedly over the jawny jawn." And what's worse, douchey bars infect the fair city like the deluded thought that the Eagles will win the Super Bowl this year. So, please, grab a water ice and take inventory of the 25 Douchiest Bars in Philadelphia.