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By now you're probably thinking: After the 100 Thirstiest Comments on Instagram and the 25 Thirstiest Comments on Kim Kardashian's Instgram, I've probably seen most of the thoughts from the most overzealous self-delusional Internet users so far. Wrong. We've yet to crack the surface of the musings of these classic creeps. Which is why, tonight, we're bringing you more thirst.
Meet Joe Budden's new squeeze: Kaylin Garcia. She popped up onto the scene after appearing in music videos for The-Dream, Bobby V and Lil Wayne and at one of Budden's popular pool parties. If you're familiar with Joe Budden, you're likely familiar with his taste in women. From Tahiry, to Esther Baxter and now Kaylin, who is probably the hottest yet.
The mohawk-sporting cutie has summoned some the most desperate comments from strangers on both her personal Instagram and Joe Budden's Instagram. Here they are: The Thirstiest Instagram Comments on Pictures of Joe Budden's Girlfriend.
Written by Anthony Osei (@ILLIONAIRE)
For even more comments from thirsty men, check out Anthony Osei's Thirstiest Men of Instagram Tumblr.
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25 to Life
Thirst Offender: youngnewphew89
Now we're sure you wouldn't do all of that for the buns. You wouldn't, right?
The N00dz
Thirst Offender: jessehertz_
This guy like really needs to see your woman naked, B.
Dude...
Thirst Offender: money_pow3r_resp3ct
Was that the best line you could come up with?
Lucky Charm
Thirst Offender: mickiestacks
Good luck with that.
W.W.J.D. (What Would Joe Do?)
Thirst Offender: dopecobain
Slow down, homie. They just met.
Pledge Allegiance
Thirst Offender: micl_bo
Because God knows how long it's been since he's seen ass.
Put a Ring on It
Thirst Offender: mdot_jdot1
By the looks of it, you have no chance, homie.
Top Off
Thirst Offender: crod_1
You really didn't think he was going to put all of her out there, did you?
The Mixtape Sex Tape
Thirst Offender: duce6qnz
Nowadays, people are anticipating a Joe Budden sex tape more than a Joe Budden mixtape.
"Ordinary Love Sh*t Pt. 4?"
Thirst Offender: pelton21
Looks like some people are just thirsty for new breakup music at this point.
Safety First
Thirst Offender: brandonmillz
We're glad you've decided to share your safe sex policies on Instagram.
Jealous Ones Still Envy
Thirst Offender: crotin
The call in which you are actually not in.
You Know What...
Thirst Offender: edohg
You know what? You're a lame.
#GimmeHer
Thirst Offender: franiieee
Sorry dude, but Joey's got the cuffs on this one.
