Trump, a urine-tinged sluggard who was once recorded bragging about grabbing women "by the pussy," is now trying to convince members of the MAGA cult that the very real recording of those predatory comments is fake. Though the dwindling portion of the planet that actually bothers to think was already in tune with the fact that the recording is quite real, plenty of goons are too far gone to differentiate between fact and fuckery. Enter Billy Bush.

Bush, who was the other anthropomorphic dumpster involved in the 2005 recording, actually had to pen an entire op-ed for the New York Times that's essentially a really long way of reminding Trump and his Trumpees that this actually happened. "He said it. 'Grab 'em by the pussy,'" Bush said in the piece, published Sunday. "Of course he said it. And we laughed along, without a single doubt that this was hypothetical hot air from America's highest-rated bloviator. Along with Donald Trump and me, there were seven other guys present on the bus at the time, and every single one of us assumed we were listening to a crass standup act. He was performing. Surely, we thought, none of this was real. We now know better."

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Bush also addressed the multiple women who have accused Trump of sexual assault and harassment. "I will never know the fear you felt or the frustration of being summarily dismissed and called a liar, but I do know a lot about the anguish of being inexorably linked to Donald Trump," he said. "You have my respect and admiration. You are culture warriors at the forefront of necessary change."

Read Bush's full op-ed here.

Trump initially admitted the very real tape was very real during his 2016 presidential campaign, notoriously blowing off the comments as "locker room talk." In private, however, Trump has since questioned the real recording's realness. According to the Times, Trump told a Republican senator earlier this year that he wanted to "investigate" the real recording because "we don't think that was my voice." It was, of course. This insecure microcock just thinks you're brainless enough to believe anything that tumbles out of his mouth.