A Georgia murder suspect is facing charges of making terroristic threats and contempt of court following a bizarre exchange with the judge. Denver Allen, accused of beating a fellow Floyd County Jail inmate to death last August, threatened to kill Floyd County Superior Court Judge Bryant Durham's family in court Friday, the Rome News-Tribunereported. However, it's the two men's lengthy in-court discussion about alleged donkey dicks and the title of "Fuckman" that has headlines on lock.
The courtroom transcript, obtained by legal writer Keith Lee and shared via Gawker, shows things got off to a rocky start almost immediately. Allen told the court he wished to "fire" his public defender, alleging that he would only "do a good job" if allowed to perform oral sex on the murder suspect. After Allen suggested he could simply defend himself, the judge strongly advised against it. "That would be the biggest mistake you've ever made in your life," Durham said. And that's when shit started going way off the rails:
Allen theorized, in front of the court, that putting his "big old donkey dick" to use might garner him a fair trial:
Words like "suck" and "dick" and "fuck" get tossed around with abandon, with Allen ultimately deeming the judge "Fuckman" for reasons not entirely clear:
The exchange, which sadly included an overwhelming amount of outright homophobic remarks from the court, reached its inevitable peak when the suspect started threatening members of Durham's family. Spoiler alert: Durham apparently doesn't have any.
Allen was eventually escorted out of the courtroom, at which point Durham told his public defender, "I'm sorry, you're stuck with him." Read the entire transcript of the somehow-real exchange here. Profanity, of course, abounds.
