8. Get shorts that fit.
One mistake too many sneakerheads make is wearing shorts that are way too big. Radio Raheem got it right with his above-the-knee, slim-fitting camo joints. Do the right thing and get a pair that fits similarly. The lowest a pair of shorts should go is just covering your kneecap when you're standing up. The shortest they should be is the midpoint of your thigh (Radio Raheem out here pushing limits). Basketball shorts can be cool, but they're not exactly appropriate for all occasions. Cargo shorts, however, need to be deaded immediately.