Gallery: 15 Style Choices That Won't Get You Laid
By Jian DeLeon | Sep 20, 2011 | 3:00 pm | Permalink
Let's face it: there are dudes in Crocs and Cargo Shorts at this very moment that have had sex. Frankly, the part clothes play in attraction is not as big as confidence and well... alcohol. But hey, looking your best definitely can't hurt your chances, which is why we asked some of our lady friends about the stylistic deal-breakers guys are often seen sporting.
Men look their best when they look like they just threw an outfit together. It's the mixture of clothes that fit and just the right amount of "I don't give a f*ck" attitude that really sets off a dope kit. Many of the items listed are often the one unnecessary piece that push something over the edge, into "trying too hard" territory. We're just here to help you out. Here are 15 Style Choices That Won't Get You Laid.
Fraser September 22nd, 2011 at 02:47 PM
this article is bullshit and written by a queer. Think for yourselves, people. You'll get SO laid.
urmom September 22nd, 2011 at 03:29 PM
ahh little homophobe stressed cause he comes up in over half of these?
Rcz September 23rd, 2011 at 11:40 AM
I dont think that was his point. This is written from a gay man's perspective, not a woman's... And most guys that read it want to attract women.
Edward February 24th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
All of the responses are written by women
ShadedPhoenix September 22nd, 2011 at 03:31 PM
I agree on most, wouldnt lay most of those But beard? a clean cut, yet not "gay" beard on a man can be awesome, tho most men will look like some preteen with his first facial hair or something along those lines
Josh September 22nd, 2011 at 03:40 PM
Some of these (neckerchief, sports jerseys, wife beaters) are obviously true. Others (black button down, pointy shoes, facial hair) are completely random and can all be easily pulled off if one knows what they're doing.
Snivellus September 22nd, 2011 at 04:25 PM
Yeah, seriously? A black button down shirt is a no-no? Most caterers and waiters I've seen wear white shirts or polos. If this person associates balck button-downs with waiters, then they are spending too much time at Applebee's.
james September 22nd, 2011 at 05:49 PM
OK, so maybe these things occasionally shoo away the casual horny female, but when the beast really has them by the neck, they will take on a corpse. Not that I am a corpse, but I've been come on to by women at times that make me question their sanity as a gender, seeing as how I felt I was supremely unattractive (Gonzo stink, filthy, tired and apathetic) and they were terminally nice and good-looking. Bottom line is, if you stand in one place long enough and learn to interpret the signals they send you (which, by the way, are mostly to save face, because, heaven knows, we don't want anyone to think we, like, NEED to get our rocks lashed......right, girls?), it won't matter what you are wearing or look like. Tune in. Turn on. Drop trou.
.. December 1st, 2011 at 11:22 AM
"Not that I am a corpse." Good, I was scared you might be...
Rigamortus September 22nd, 2011 at 05:56 PM
you guys forgot everything ed hardy. other than that i agree with most. and the skulls one was hilarious
Arthur Dent September 22nd, 2011 at 06:44 PM
Women are shallow... got it.
Cliff September 22nd, 2011 at 07:09 PM
Got laid with the following: Black button down shirt. Baggy Pant Fedora-Btw if you wear this with confidence women love it. White shoes Never wore the the other crap. Clearly the author is a virgin who doesnt have the balls or confidence to dress how he wants.
Cliff September 22nd, 2011 at 07:10 PM
oh yea and pleated pants. What is this author 12 or something? Jeez what a pussy
Nikki September 22nd, 2011 at 08:02 PM
Male fashion must be very different in the US because here in Europe a lot of these are more than ok. Since when does wearing pointed shoes make a bloke look like a sex offender? Very confused! Also; a 'suit vest'? Don't you mean a waistcoat?
Will Forbes September 23rd, 2011 at 09:31 AM
Theres no point in questioning the american mindset, Nikki. Were talking about a place where speedos are now extinct because theyre all too concious about their overweight fat bodies and tiny penises to wear them. I dont know about you, but when the article talked about the football shirt that hideously overweight guy was wearing - werent they also missing the fact that he was HIDEOUSLY OVERWEIGHT?
OC Surf October 19th, 2011 at 07:33 PM
Wil,l are you gay??? No man in his right mind should wear a Speedo. I don't know one woman that finds that actractive, no matter how hot she may think a guy looks. All that does is make women laugh and men know that you are homosexual.