We don't really talk about NFL centers too much, so when we do you can bet that something notable probably went down. This write-up is no exception as, on early Thursday afternoon in Philadelphia, Eagles center Jason Kelce went off with a Super Bowl parade speech that is very on-brand for that city.

During this "underdog"-themed speech/rant he touched on team executive Howie Roseman being relegated to a warehoused role under former coach Chip Kelly, head coach Doug Peterson's hiring being maligned, and then he basically rattled off alleged criticisms about pretty much all of his teammates. After about four-and-a-half minutes of that, he dropped some expletives that were censored out of the final 15 seconds or so of the footage above.

For those of you who want the uncensored version, here you go. You know where to skip ahead to:

The speech went over about as well on social media as it did in person:

Other centers who want coverage, here's your blueprint.