The Tesla fairytale is over, you guys. Here we were thinking Tesla was making the world a better place by making cool electric cars available to more people every year. But we missed the company's evil deeds that include organized crime, surveillance, and anal itching.
That's what a crazy man passing out fliers in San Francisco wants us to believe.
The text-heavy pamphlet was first posted to Twitter by tech journalist Ryan Block. Among other things, it asserts that by driving a Tesla you've become involved with organized crime. It also says that Teslas are filled recording and tracking devices and that the seats cause anal itching. Yes, anal itching.