The Tesla fairytale is over, you guys. Here we were thinking Tesla was making the world a better place by making cool electric cars available to more people every year. But we missed the company's evil deeds that include organized crime, surveillance, and anal itching.
That's what a crazy man passing out fliers in San Francisco wants us to believe.
The text-heavy pamphlet was first posted to Twitter by tech journalist Ryan Block. Among other things, it asserts that by driving a Tesla you've become involved with organized crime. It also says that Teslas are filled recording and tracking devices and that the seats cause anal itching. Yes, anal itching.
You can read the pamphlet below in its entirety. Something tells us Elon Musk won't dignify it with a response.