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Spoiler: All of the women you're about to see are beautiful. Would you expect anything else from the world's elite athletes? Of course these guys are pulling dimes. Cristiano Ronaldo, Reggie Bush, and Mario Balotelli are currently dating some of the hottest women on the planet. Not all of these ladies are model chicks though—couples like Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn and Russell Westbrook and Nina Marie Earl are dating to create a race of super humans. Check out those couples and more in this gallery of Your Favorite Athletes and Their Girlfriends.
Michael Phelps and Win McMurry
We wonder how Michael Phelps feels when other guys in the club sing the "All I Do Is Win" chorus around him.
Derrick Rose and Mieka Reese
You wanna know how long it's been since D. Rose has been on an NBA court? He and his girlfriend conceived a child and saw its birth before Rose came back.
Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn
Last month, it was rumored that Vonn was caught cheating on Tiger. The irony here is just too much.
Fernando Alonso and Dasha Kapustina
Odds are, you've seen more of Dasha Kapustina than you have Alonso. Dasha's been in ads for Gucci, Dior, YSL, and Chanel, while you only see Alonso's face when he's on the podium (which doesn't happen as often these days).
Gerard Pique and Shakira
Don't get it twisted: Shakira and Pique aren't married. She may be Pique's baby-mama, but it seems like they're in no rush to tie the knot. That's fine with ladies and gents alike—no ring means plenty of false hope and fantasy for us prospective Shakira lovers and/or Pique wifeys.
Rafael Nadal and Xisca Perello
Rafa's got a keeper here. They've been dating for eight years, and Xisca has learned how to manage their relationship and his tennis career. In an interview with The Daily Mail, she said, "If I followed him everywhere, I think there's a risk we might stop getting along." She gets it!
Mike Trout and Jessica Tara Cox
It's sweet to see that the fame hasn't gone to Mike Trout's head yet—he's still with high school sweetheart.
Zlatan Ibrahimović and Helena Seger
Zlatan is a pretty eccentric (he's bat-shit crazy, really) guy, but he's been tied down to Swedish model/actress Helena Seger since 2002.
Sidney Crosby and Kathy Leutner
It's speculated that the two began dating as far back as 2008. Since then Kathy's modeling career has taken off, as she's done campaigns for Hollister and landed in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.
AJ McCarron and Katherine Webb
We'll just get to the pictures of Katherine Webb's Sports Illustrated shoot.
Ray Rice and Janay Palmer
That's one good looking Rice family.
Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero
Sara Carbonero is a TV presenter and a sports journalist, so you can figure how she met Iker.
Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union
Probably the most visible and talked about athlete-celebrity relationship right now, Wade and Union sure know how to stage a photoshoot for the gossip cameras.
Kyrie Irving and Natalia Garibotto
Although Kyrie was in hot water last year over a picture of himself with a few other ladies, he's still down with Natalia.
Russell Westbrook and Nina Marie Earl
Love through basketball. The two met while playing basketball at UCLA, and have stayed strong since. Check out Nina's UCLA women's basketball player page. Girl got game.
Aaron Rodgers and Destiny Newton
Aaron Rodgers has been vocal about his faith before, so it's no surprise that he fell for a girl named Destiny at a church camp when the two were teenagers.
Andrew McCutchen and Maria Hanslovan
Gotta love those "before the fame girls." Maria's apparently been Andrew's ride-or-die before he signed that fat $51.5 million contract in 2012.
Reggie Bush and Lilit Avagyan
There's no shortage of beautiful Armenian women for Reggie Bush to wife up.
Neymar and Bruna Marquezine
If you thought that picture was cute, be prepared to vomit at Neymar's "I love you" video message to her on Brazilian TV.
Mario Balotelli and Fanny Neguesha
We've been through Super Mario's past girlfriends, but it looks like he found his Princess Peach in Fanny.
Lionel Messi and Antonella Roccuzzo
Only the baddest for Messi the God.
Alex Rodriguez and Torrie Wilson
Bro, LOOK at those biceps! Are we sure she wasn't Anthony Bosch client too?
Cristiano Ronaldo and Irina Shayk
It really doesn't getter any bigger, more attractive, or more European than Cristiano Ronaldo and Irina Shayk. Feel free to hate them because they're rich, young, and beautiful. Everyone else does.