Retirement Party! Bruce Bowen's Dirtiest Moves

Retirement Party! Bruce Bowen's Dirtiest Moves


Bruce Bowen has no recollection of kneeing anyone in the nuts.

Whoever said, "God made dirt and dirt don't hurt" never got kneed in the balls by Bruce Bowen. The NBA feels considerably cleaner today now that the former San Antonio Spurs guard has retired to spend his days kicking school kids in the shins. Known for his three championships and five-time NBA all-defensive team play cheap shots, Bowen infuriated opponents for the better part of a decade with dirty moves that could have ended careers (and should have ended his). In honor of his retirement, Complex revisits and rates his filthiest plays. Watch 'em with your Wet Wipes!


Victim: Amare Stoudemire
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen MLS Ankle Kick
Dirty Rating:
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Victim: Ray Allen
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen Back Massage
Dirty Rating:
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Victim: Steve Francis
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen Ankle-Roller Coaster
Dirty Rating:
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Victim: Anthony Carter
Dirty Move: The NEW AND IMPROVED! Bruce Bowen Ankle-Roller Coaster
Dirty Rating:
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Victim: Amare Stoudemire
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen Sternum Talking To
Dirty Rating:
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Victim: Sasha Vujacic
Dirty Move: The Bruce El-Bowen
Dirty Rating:

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Victim: Steve Nash
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen On-the-Balls Offense
Dirty Rating:
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Victim: Wally Szczerbiak
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen Fatal Flying Foot to the Face
Dirty Rating:

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Victim: Chris Paul
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen Knee-thage
Dirty Rating:
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Victim: Chris Paul
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen Bounced Check
Dirty Rating:
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Victim: Allen Iverson
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen Question & Answer Session
Dirty Rating:
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