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25 Totally Ridiculous Street Signs

These should really be taken off the road.

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The road can be full of ups and downs, literally and figuratively. It can be the most boring place in the world, or it can be the most entertaining. As you're driving along, there are plenty of ways to keep a smile on your face, but it's always nice when the road brings the laughs to you. Street signs, in particular, can be the most ridiculous, horrifying, or hilarious parts of your drive. We gathered a bunch of such signage and made this list of 25 Inappropriate Street Signs. Click with caution.

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Honk For Thongs

Or, alternatively, drive with respect for others.

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Dry Beaver Creek

Nobody wants this.

Poop

LOLZ, LMFAO, HAHAHAHAHA ;)

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PeePee Falls

Cross this street with caution.

Cockburn Drive

Was there a "Use Condoms" street sign with a big red "X" on it up the road?

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Kitchen-Dick

What is the logical explanation of this road name? We know it is in Sequim, WA. Beyond that, nothing.

PooPoo

Is this where they serve the five-star poopoo platter?

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Fingringhoe

These ladies are excited to be there.

Please Be Safe

The last thing we want is a sick animal. You might have lots of icky germs in you.

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Correctional Facility Ahead

This is actually an appropriate message. However, it is incredibly inappropriate to make motorists uneasy on the road.

Nazi Zombis Run!

Somebody has been playing a little too much Call of Duty.

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No Sheep Sex

This must have been seen in New Zealand ...

No Pooping in the Woods

Oh, so bears can do it, but we can't? How rude.

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Twatt

HAHA, look at this idiot.

Black Boy Lane

We wonder if this runs parallel to White Girl Ave.

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Military Hurlbutt

There's no need to disrespect the armed services like this.

Kangaroo Sex

WTF, mate!?!? Kangaroos only enjoy intercourse at specific junctures, so clearly motorists should be aware and cognizant of need for privacy.

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Broomrape

That's just really not a visual we want while driving. Or ever.

Death Eaters Ahead

Imagine how freakin' scary the world would be if death eaters actually existed.

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No Tacos

Does that mean we're not allowed? Because we like tacos, too.

Shcool

Teaching the youth one misspelled street sign at a time.

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Cockshut Lane

And the corner of Blue Balls Blvd.

Avoid This Shit!

Hijacking a sign is funny. Exposing how ill equipped roads are to handle congestion with strong language probably doesn't gain favor with local government though.

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Emergency

In other words, don't break down here. Cell service is spotty too.

Dumbwoman's Lane

How is a dumb person supposed to read the street sign?

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