The puzzling state that is Florida and its revolving door of kooky characters can either spit out somewhat harmless, amusing tales like a wife being arrested for assaulting her farting husband or ugly slices of life such as this racist woman accusing two Brazilian men of being terrorists. Amusing and ugly elements both lie in this new story from Florida in which a woman is arrested after shoplifting wine, a whole rotisserie chicken, and more, while driving a motorized cart through Walmart.
Per WFLA the Palm Beach Post reports 20-year-old Josseleen Lopez was arrested by the Citrus County Sheriff’s Office last Tuesday at a Walmart in Lecanto. Lopez caught the eye of an employee who saw her driving around with a half-drunken wine bottle in her cart the employee told law enforcement. In addition to the wine Lopez had a feast where she was seen eating from a box of sushi she took, some cinnamon rolls, and mini-muffins. The awful combination of food was topped off with Lopez eating a whole rotisserie chicken as she drove through aisles, according to deputies. The underage boozing and feeding frenzy reportedly racked up a bill of over $30.
Lopez had two empty syringes on her when she was arrested. She told them she had shot up meth. Lopez was arrested for shoplifting and possessing drug paraphernalia.
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