In an interview with Howard Stern yesterday, James Franco clearly showed that you should not be putting him on blast. He did not react well to being on Lindsay Lohan’s now-infamous sex list, and had some choice things to say about the troubled actress.

He did admit that they “maybe kissed,” but it was “lame” and that it was “meaningless in my life.” OK, but then he said “she was young.” Uh, James? You're disqualifying someone because they're too young? Remember this? It was less than a month ago. 

In any event, Franco then told a crazy (and totally believable) story about how a drunk Lohan broke into his hotel room at 3 AM one night. Here is Franco’s version:

We were at this hotel during a very dark period of her history. It seemed pretty damn clear that she liked me. I’d come home late to the hotel and she’d come find me. I knew which room she was in and I’d see through the window like, “Oh there’s another party at Lindsay’s,” and she would come out to the pool area and find me. She even broke into my room one time because she was so at home there I guess they just gave her the key. And so 3 in the morning, I was on the couch and I open my eyes and there’s Lindsay in my room at 3 AM and it’s like okay what do I do now. I read her a story.

“Read her a story.” Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

In any case, Franco said the two are no longer friends because Lohan is “lame and stupid.” At least his reasoning is really mature.

[via UPROXX]