The 50 Best Raunchy Teen Comedies

We are shameless. What? You expected class and civility from a bunch of heathens who learned the birds and the bees from raunchy teen sex comedies? Here at Complex, we swell (with pride) at our extensive knowledge of the genre that gives hormone-crazed kids like us coming-of-age stories that simply couldn't be told without actresses bouncing up and down or going (gulp) full frontal.

They may not be Citizen Kane or Amour, and some of them have downright absurd premises for the payoff, but we can count with our fingers at least five reasons every guy should be up on his teen sex comedies.

For your viewing pleasure, here are The 50 Best Raunchy Teen Comedies.

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After a lifetime of involuntary virginity, everyone's favorite nerds could be never be happy with a single round of sticking...it to their jock rivals.

Throw in a road trip, an enlightening stay at HOTel cORAL esSEX, and more elaborate hijinx...and you've got a sequel worthy of the Tri-Lamb brothers. (Tri-Lamb? Don't mind if I do, said the Scotsman!)

Remember when people actually gave a fuck about Fort Lauderdale, bro, when it was the spring break destination? No? That's cuz you weren't born yet, kid, but that's no reason you cant brush up on your history!

Our four leading ladies are hot and bothered and on the hunt for a hunky man—which of course means they're constantly shoving their breasts at the camera, canceling the need to "pause" the flick's title.

Grab your poles and hit the mounds! Ski School came out of the gate with a late pass, as by the end of the '80s teen sex comedies had gone limp with the onset of AIDS and censorship.

Featuring the classic Lovable Underachievers vs. Uptight Rich Boys teen sex motif, School wasn't as original as its predecessor, Hot Dog: The Movie, but it deserves a medal nonetheless for delivering hot action, on and off the slopes, as well as a guaranteed chance of flurries of flesh.

Two nerds, Nelson and Adam (David Knell and Perry Lang), hit Fort Lauderdale and buddy up with some cooler dudes for the annual brewski-and-breast fest that began way before MTV and Girls Gone Wild took it to Cancún.

While the belly-flops, "a beer and a hard-on" jokes and wet T-shirt contests are de rigueur for these types of movies, Spring Break is one of the originals. And thankfully, the kitsch of the '80s doesn't adulterate ruin the seemingly endless show of au naturel T&A. Plus, Corinne Wahl sings a song with a timeless message called "I Wanna Do It To You." No mysteries there!

You know a movie's gonna be quality when "A Playboy Channel Presentation" is the first thing you see on screen. Keep your expectations low and you'll love this lower budget gem about a trio of sweater-wearing teenage WASPs with blue balls who have to pass an exam in order to inherit the family's fortune.

Easy money, until their bondage-loving brother hires a crew of badass party girls to run interference. (Actual exchange: Preppie: "We're cramming this weekend at the Sugar Shack!" Girl: "I love everything about cramming!")

Nothing exposes the disparity between black and white in this country like the teen sex comedy genre. Can you even think of a zany film in which young black men masturbate chronically, peep at a gang of boobs, and lose their virginity? No, you can't.

This flick about a fat black teen (Jermaine "Huggy" Hopkins) who ditches his job flipping burgers to sell sunglasses and mack on the beaches of SoCal (where you can find Coolio!) is the closest thing the original man has. It's a fucking injustice, and we demand that Nick Cannon, Omarion, Bow Wow, and Marques Houston mobilize now!

Fancy a burger? A fur burger perhaps? Rich boy Russell (Leigh McCloskey) is up for a hefty trust fund payout—if he can only graduate from college. After getting kicked out of a few of the classier ones, he ends up at Busterburger U.

The college's punny name is the most subtle part of this flick that features some great racial stereotyping (if that's your thing), a female-male rape attempt, and Dick Butkus, among other things. Dick Butkus in a burger movie—may-yo!

Looking back, summer camp was like college without classes. There were no parents, dining halls, and, if you played your cards even halfway right, many opportunities for sex.

That's exactly what Randy Adams (Matt Dillon) had in mind when he headed for camp and aimed his super soaker at the tomboyish Angel Bright (Kristy McNichol in her pre-bipolar disorder prime).

Let's just list the component parts, yes? Four horndogs. One summer school session. One French teacher. One mean principal. One upcoming school annivesary celebration. Lots of boobs. Getting the picture?

It was the '80s.

Decades before certain TV execs planned to reel in the nerdy masses by fraudulently passing off hot ladies as cool girls who liked tech and comic books, director Graydon Clark had the genius idea to combine boobs and video games with Joysticks.

Focusing on a local arcade in danger of being shut down before the owner and local patrons say eff that and fight back, it's barely good enough to be shown on Cinemax at 2 a.m. on a Tuesday. But if you like video games, women, and awesome visual junk food, it's damn two-riffic.

Ah, summer camp! Your first kiss, your first glimpse of wet T-shirts, those long mountain walks with your counselor's butt bouncing in front of your greedy little eyes. Oh, that didn't happen at your camp?

Find out what you were missing with this Troma classic that depicts the sordid sexual secrets of the kids and counselors at Camp Big Tee-Pee in a series of tales told by a bunch of nature hikers trapped in a cave. Fun Facts: Vincent D'Onofrio's film debut and the movie that Madonna famously auditioned for and was rejected.

Not to be confused with the way-not-sexy Kevin Bacon-directed Kyra Sedgwick drama about single mothers, this superbly '80s-racist comedy stars a pre-Grey's Anatomy Patrick Dempsey as a college dropout pizza delivery boy who happily delivers breadsticks on the side. And by "breadsticks" we mean "gigolo cock."

Among the unhappy married women Dempsey services: Kirstie Alley, Charlie's Angel Kate Jackson, and Carrie Fisher. The moral of the story is that life as a prostitute is 100 percent fulfilling and educational. Just like in real life.

Tom Cruise plays a high school virgin determined to get laid on a Tijuana road trip with his boys (and Shelly Long, an older housewife they pick up who's looking for a quickie-divorce, that is).

Would Xenu approve of his sexcapades south of the border? Probably not, which is precisely why we do.

Jilted boyfriend Scotty looks to get his swag back by embarking on a tour of Europe with his homie Cooper in search of his dream girl. Sexual hi-jinks and funny European stereotypes dominate.

With scene-stealing moments from Matt Damon and all-growed-up Complex cover girl Michelle Trachtenberg, this is like the sex-com version of Hostel—body parts get poked and stabbed, but in a good way?

Screwballs is your typical heist film, but instead of a group of thieves it's a group of horny guys. And instead of meeting up in jail, the guys (comprised of a schemer, a teaser, a trickster, a meat-beater, and a nerd—you know, the usual suspects) meet up in detention and plot to steal some virginity.

They're interested in a student named, of course, Purity. And it's a T&A High School film that takes place at Taft & Adams High School. Get it?!? Get it?!?! Laugh, you highbrow pricks.

Walter "Gib" Gibson (played by a teenage John Cusack) has a hard time getting girls while going to school in New England. Enter Allison Bradbury (Daphne Zuniga), a beautiful girl in his English class. Gibson tries to holler at homegirl, only to get shut down, so his buddy tells him about a girl in California (played by a 22-year-old Nicollette Sheridan) who he can definitely hook up with.

Gibson hitches a ride to California for this "sure thing," but so does Allison, and they end up having to ride the entire way together. Since this is John Cusack we're talking about, you can guess how things turn out.

Hold up. Before we get into how this raunchy comedy—about a men's college tennis team fighting to stay alive in the face of a threatening football coach who wants to use their budget for his own devices—was actually genuinely funny at times, and featured some pretty cool boobs, can we talk about how fucked Richard Roundtree's career was after this movie?

He went from being Shaft to doing a string of movies Samuel L. Jackson would turn down. So sad. Anyway—yeah, Jocks, not as bad as its title may suggest!

After making Private Lessons and Private School, producer R. Ben Efraim put the crown jewel on his teen sex romp trilogy with this wacky tale about horny teen homies Johnny Depp and Rob Morrow chasing babes and running from a jewel thief (don't ask) at a "classy" Miami resort.

All you need to know is a kid uses a fishing pole to remove a beauty's bikini in the first five minutes. Seriously, even Andrew Dice Clay is topless in this movie!

They always say "never make a sex tape." But if you absolutely have to, don't send footage of you with a jumpoff to the girl of your dreams. When Josh Parker (Breckin Meyer) does just that, he and his goons (Seann William Scott, Paulo Costanzo, and DJ Qualls) hit the road to intercept it.

Plenty of memorable fuckery—including a rail-thin white dude making sweet love with a large, luscious, black coed—occurs along the way, so stop pumping the brakes on this one.

Two years after Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Cameron Crowe wrote, produced, and made a cameo in this film, which some see as a spiritual sequel to Fast Times.

It stars Sean Penn's brother, Chris, as Tom Drake, who's pretty much Jeff Spicoli's brother from another mother. Plus it's got a kick-ass original soundtrack by Eddie Val Halen. And like a true '80s relic, due to copyright issues, the film is only available on VHS.

Playboy's Miss November 1981, Shannon Tweed, plays "The Love Goddess," a barely clothed object of lust in this flick about a dead porn star (Sally "Hot Lips" Kellerman) who has to help a nerdy 14-year-old virgin (Patrick Dempsey) get a piece before she can rest in peace.

From the vantage point of 2013, the '80s are a shitshow that no college theme party could ever recreate.

Life as a straight-A high school student with political aspirations can be so mundane. So it's easy to see why Matthew (Emile Hirsch) falls in love with a former adult film star when she moves in next door. Well, former until her old producer comes back and convinces her just how mundane her new life is.

Now this straight-A student is poppin' E pills, gettin' slapped around by the producer, and almost ruins his chance to get into his dream college while trying to convince her to stay away from random cock. Tireless work, given her profession.

Whether it's locker room orgies, lacing cafeteria food with narcotics, or brawling in epic, silicone-implanted catfights, Aloha High cheerleaders are some crazy, feral women... that we LOVE. So when rivals from the Lincoln High squad step on their turf during a merger of the two schools, the pom squad plots to destroy them by ripping off all of their clothes in the school hallway.

There's some other storyline involving kidnapping and real estate disputes, but that's neither here nor there. Also, David Hasselhoff stars as Boner.

After being sent back in time to their youth by a mysterious hot tub, four guys whose lives have amounted to a mound of shit find themselves in the position to change it all. And they do, but not before they take L after L after L.

Which all goes to show: if you're an adult loser, you were probably a loser as a child.

Directed by porn auteur/actor Chuck Vincent, HHT goes past "good" on the so-bad-it's-good scale, past "bad" again, and graduates to "sublimely ridiculous."

The plot: teenager gets in trouble with the law and is forced to either go to jail or work for his uncle's hot tub company. As you may have surmised from the title, he goes with the hot tub company, and sex, rampant toplessness, and atrocious acting ensue (not to mention a grandma "orgy"). Kiddies: that young lady bouncing like she's on a perpetual pogo stick is Jewel Shepard. Do your research.

Coming off the success of Sixteen Candles and The Breakfast Club, John Hughes (R.I.P.) cooked up this comedy where two 15-year-olds named Gray (Anthony Michael Hall) and Wyatt (Ilan Mitchell-Smith) create the perfect woman (Kelly LeBrock) using a computer (let's see your iPad do that!).

But the woman turns out too perfect and instead of being a sex machine she ends up actually teaching the boys a thing or two. What a FAIL.

Only a total square would follow all of the rules when their parents go on a vacation for a week. In this undeniable classic of the teen sex comedy genre, Joel Goodsen (Tom Cruise) wrecks his dad's Porsche, has sex on the train with a hooker (Rebecca De Mornay), and throws a wild house party with her prostitute friends. Best of all: The working girls help him get into Princeton!

The sex industry has never been portrayed in such a positive light.

In this late '90s classic that epitomized Tara Reid's brief attractiveness and lends hilarity to her subsequent tumble to Hollywood's D-list, four dork pals make a pact to lose their V-cards by prom night.

Pie fucking, "Stiffler's mom," "shitbreak," "band camp," jizz drinking, two exponentially shittier sequels, and four incomparably even shittier DVD spin-offs result. Mena Suvari, Natasha Lyonne, and flute fan Alyson Hannigan also star, along with Shannon Elizabeth who has never been more taut and premature-ejaculate making as an unclothed foreign exchange student with few lines.

In 1978, Animal House made frat houses cool, and in the natural order of Hollywood hackery, a gratuitous sorority house flick was soon in the offing. Any movie that opens with a group shower and ends with a strip football game should automatically get you to stop reading and hit up the instant queue. If that's not enough, this also contains hot body contests, nude skydiving, topless piefights, and a roidless Danny Bonaduce.

A pre-Porky's porkfest that has as much charm as it has boobs (which means it's got a shit ton of charm).

So these two virgins walk into a bar house party. The fat one gets menstrual blood on his jeans, the one who looks like he doesn't have pubes just wants some intimacy. But somehow, like any good teen sex romp, they both get the good-good ("good-good" being the affirmation of their BFF-dom).

For a teen sex comedy, Superbad has remarkably little sex, but it does have McLovin and lots of illustrated penises. HOLLYWOOD MAGIC!

This '80s classic about a bunch of social outcasts who try to start a fraternity established a romp-com equation that refuses to die: geek vs. jock conflict x a healthy dose of perky breasts + weed + full frontal by way of high-tech voyeurism + casual homophobia = comedy gold!

Also, someone named "Ogre." That's kind of a must. Why do you think Shrek was so successful? It's not because Mike Myers is funny, people.

Based on the Cameron Crowe book in which the writer went undercover in a California high school for a year, Fast Times explores a great many critical coming-of-age themes that, well, who cares because: it has Phoebe Cates, Jennifer Jason Leigh, and SPICOLI!

It's also engaging to consider that actors Nic Cage (credited as Nicholas Coppola for the first and only time), Forest Whitaker, and Sean Penn have all since received Oscars, as has Cameron Crowe. Eric Stoltz, you're next! *bwaaaaahhhhahahaha*

This is the O.G. '80s teen sex romp that started it all, spawning a million imitations, and it's easy to see why: locker room shower peepin', condom hi-jinks, desperate virgins, strip club misadventures, homoerotic jokes—all the essentials are here.

Set in the 1950s (in the Everglades!) and based on the director's life, it's a comforting reminder that your dad was probably more perverted than you are. And way more racist.